Lessons for BJP

My my first impression of BJP on TV was dull, dreary, pedantic, morose, unshaven, unpleasant guys, and then morbid, fear mongers after watching the "bhai ho" advertisements.

So the first lesson forBJP: smile, shave and be pleasant

· Don't sound pompous - talking like normal people do is okay - no need to sound like Hindi scholars

· Connect with the masses at grassroots level

· Don't try to scare people into voting for you

· Define yourself - what does a Hindu party mean -

1. does it mean a minority hating group of guys who will spend national resources on Hindu festivals? If that's the case you're not my guys because I do not wish to hate or kill people carrying last names different than my kin, nor do I want you in my private prayer religious space - so if you are that then you are deranged deluded fools because no one in the connected Google MTv world will vote in a Hindu version of Bin-Laden.

2. however if you are an organization that will abolish reservation that bars Hindu's from equal access to opportunity, will introduce Uniform Civil Code so that the law is of the land not religion and allow Indians to buy land in Kashmir then I would like to wave your flag because then you are making India an equal playing field for the Hindus

3. what does a lower caste, marginal farmer, share cropper Hindu mean to a Hindu Party - for almost a 1000 years of recorded history Hindus have been oppressed by Hindu kings, landlords, money lenders, religious heads, denied dignity and denied knowledge, our culprits being the chief practitioners of our faith. So while we ponder the Muslim atrocities - all real and all documented - we need our own moral rectitude, so what does a poor, lower caste Hindu mean to the BJP?

Dalits found their voice in Samajwadi Party and then Bahujan Samaj Party because BJP abdicated all responsibility towards the marginalized rural poor Hindus, while carrying the reputation of being a party of urban traders and small businessmen. So in a country where many people live in villages that disconnect between the Hindu party and the poor Hindu resonates loudly.

If there were 1 single act of redemption and reinvention for BJP then that single act has to be service to the masses at the village level.

Breaking the Masjit was symbolic of pent up anger of a 1000 years but hunger and human needs are not symbolic. People need hope, health, food, education, water, peace and instead of developing an agenda to deliver those you are still stuck in blame games and fear mongering.

So to summarize:

· Be positive

· Be pleasant

· Be clear about your identity and aspirations

· Be nice - after millenniums of atrocities Hindus need to be nice to other Hindus and help erase dogmas like Swami Dayanand did.

· Be modern - recruit educated, rational, young people into your cadres lest you become obsolete because of being obstinately obtusely irrelevant.